AJ s1e32: Shot Through the Internet


We’re back! And with the longest episode in a long while. Coming in at 31:51, we’ve got some classically hilarious stories for you guys, including:

  • How you can steal an old man’s chess victory & ruin his afternoon
  • Harrison gets sucked into the “text video”… again.
  • The Saddest Thing that’s Ever been on the show
  • A Terrible Prank-Call in which we assume 1920s identities
  • The REAL reason Andrew hums the worst song in the world
  • The time a cop inspected Andrew’s iPod in Idaho
  • How impossible it would be to photograph a credit card in motion
  • Why Hitchhiking used to be so easy
  • The time a State Trooper was totally awesome
  • The origin of our slogan “We Keep the Funny Bits” (which we invented)
  • Harrison finally admits he fell in love with a blonde girl
  • What’s inside of each star in the M83 galaxy (Hint: a man on fire)

A huge thanks to everyone who continues to spread the word about the show, and Like & Retweet about us on the networks. Much more to come.

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AJ s1e31: The Elephant in their Dreams


For this especially bizarre, Blade-Runner-tastic release, we discuss:

  • The Hidden Truth about most podcasters (except Scott Simpson)
  • The Problem with “The Santa Claus”
  • Which one of us isn’t popular with YOUR imaginary friend
  • Why we have Alternating Current (Hint: Tesla)
  • Our Mission of STOPPING the Crushing of Dreams™
  • Harrison’s reaction to seeing Blade Runner (For the 1st time?!)
  • How Willie & Steven Spielberg became girlfriend & girlfriend

We’re still experimenting with the EQ settings to make it a smoother listen. Feel free to let us know in the comments if you notice a difference. Also, a huge thanks to everyone who continues to spread the word about the show, and Like & Retweet about us on the networks. How’s about we go steady? ;)

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AJ s1e30: Ninety-Seven Exclamation Marks


For this especially fine-tuned release, we discuss:

  • Why skydiving and sex don’t mix well
  • Tantalizing Clips from the Unaired Season 8 of Star Trek: Next Generation
  • The difference between The Skin Tights & The Bag People
  • How Pens are like Air — and yet also Alive
  • The best way to advertise
  • !!!-!!!-!!!!!!
  • Andrew speaks Parseltongue (kinda)
  • What to wear to become a walking, talking, photographing popsicle
  • A VERY disturbing rendition of Jackson’s “Thriller”
  • And a very “Lebowski” ending

 

We’re experimenting with using an EQ on the show to make it a smoother listen. So if it sounds better, that’s probably why. Also, a huge thanks to everyone who continues to spread the word about the show, and Like & Retweet about us on the networks!

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